Sheriff Doug Armstrong (Tim Meadows) is the sheriff and the only police officer currently located in the Creek Landing, Michigan area (while his deputy is on maternity leave). He answers a phone call from the Pearson children who are trying to report the alien invasion, but doesn't believe them and instead sternly scolds them for calling 911 thinking that it was a fraudulent complaint. After the phone call gets abruptly cut off he drives down to the lake house to reprimand the children, and narrowly avoids a mind control dart short by Tazer thanks to Jake hitting the alien with a rake.
Appearance[]
Doug has a dark short cropped afro and brown eyes, he has a medium dark skin tone and is of average build and height.
Quotes[]
- "There's nothing more American than a chard chunk of meat hitting your stomach."
- "If you think a dill spear is gonna get you out of that ticket, it's a no-go, mister."
- "This sure beats eating ramen noodles in my squad car. Everyday. By myself."
- "Open your eyes, people. There's only one answer... meteor shower."
Trivia[]
- In the deleted scene; 'Anti Gravity Sheriff' he is thrown into the air by a stray Gravity Bomb and lands in the lake.
- At the Creek Landing Sheriff's Department, we see an photo of two children sitting on Armstrong's desk, likely suggesting that those are his kids.

