Tazer (Thomas Haden Church) the weapon specialist in the Zirkonian team. He is armed with a sniper rifle, which he uses control his victims by shooting them in the back of the neck with a mind control dart. He is constantly trying to one up Razor, but just like her, he has a crush.
Personality[]
Tazer is the muscle in the alien team, but he leaves the brainy work to the others. He's confident and quick and has occasionally been known to go headfirst through a wall, not realizing that it might actually hurt. But that doesn't mean he isn't two and half feet of trouble for the Earthlings he has been assigned to conquer.
Appearance[]
Tazer has a harsh face. He is the most mean looking of the group and the tallest. He is also the most muscular.
Trivia[]
- His favorite food is protein shakes.
- He often repeats the human words he hears.
- He has a tattoo on his right shoulder.
Quotes[]
- "We wont let you down sir, lets go enslaaaaave some humans"
- "What the? by the rings of Zirkon -they were fighting and now their lips are hugging? I would never"
- "Bring it meat sack"
- "I didn't get to thank you for pulling me to safety back there, because I didn't need you to"
- "Puny humans, is that all you have?"
Gallery[]
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