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Zirkonian Space Station Location: Distant mega galaxy 32.6 hyper-light years from earth

Culture[]

Zirkon bingo is Zirkonian game similar to Powerball. There are only 4 numbered balls and players use poker chips to bet. It presumably has only two players and is played in an arena and observed by a large audience. Featured in the animated comic this game was also the reason earth was invaded as it was General Rancor's property before he was convinced to bet it in a game against General idk.

Zirkon

Zirkonian Flag. Shown in the animated comic

The Zirkonians breed warriors training them to fight from birth. Tazer was one of these Zirkonians.

Their flag consists of a white 'Z' inside and blue triangle that is on top of a lighter blue circle on a dark blue background. They often say; "Hail Zirkon"

The planet Zirkon has rings and they are possibly viewed religiously based on Tazer saying "by the rings of Zirkon."

There is a level of sexism in Zirkonian culture mimicking that of our own.

"The Real Housewives of Zirkonia" is a Zirkonian reality TV show mentioned in the animated comic.

Biology[]

Though the only Zirkonians we see in the movie are around the same height. They also can be about as tall as a human child. many of the other generals shown in the animated comic are twice the height of skip. though it seems that the majority of the Zirkonian population are on the shorter side, the generls beein majority large as it is a physical advantage that helped them get to that position.

The warrior class are majority 2 armed Zirkonians as the four armed Zirkonians have bodies more suited for tedious mechanical or scientific jobs, and the proportions make them too top heavy and clumsy for work as soldiers. The four armed Zirkonians top set of arms have split fingers making it easier for them to grasp small fiddly objects.

The Zirkonians are able to breath without an oxygen mask on earth but require a full space suit when they visited the moon before landing on earth. With that information in can be assumed that the oxygen on Planet Zirkon is similar to our own.

Technology and Weapons[]

Littered throughout the galaxy, on thousands of planets, are centuries old weapons and technology planted by Zirkonian stealth teams. One of which is the Sizematron.

Sizematron: Makes the user large.

Gravity Bomb: Suspends gravity in any given area.

Sniper Rifle: A gun that can be loaded with mind control darts.

Zirkonian Flares: Similar to human flares, calls the invasion.

Zirkonian Controller: Controls the movements of a mind-controlled host.

Gravity Boots: Zirkonian army standard issue gravity boots. Renders the effects of the gravity bomb useless.

Gooblionic Ear Dewaxer: Invented by Sparks it is exactly as its name describes.

Language[]

There is only one word spoken in Zirkonian which is 'deck' with context clues it can be deduced that this word means sh*t.
"You have failed me, you incompetent piece of— Deck." "Translation not available."

Another word that could be considered a part of their language is "Gooblionic," mentioned in the animated comic in the extras when Sparks is discussing his invention the "Gooblionic Ear Dewaxer." It can be assumed that this is a Zirkonian word as it does not exist in human language.

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